BESTIE!
I just....can not seem to get it through my head how popular this shame of a word has become. Mayyyyyybe, its cool amongst the younger folk, say..16 and under, but anything about that is a lot extravagant, not even a little. Almost everywhere I go on the internet, even from the horses mouths in the piblic, I hear it, read it.. Bestie, bestie bestie. Hey, I'm in college! I shouldn't be hearing people 20 years-old and older saying "I just came from hanging out with my bestie, you want to meet her later?" Ahhhhhhh..it gives me the creeps. You'd think that the Cryptkeeper from Tales From The Crypt said it everytime. Id rather jump out of a window than hear it again.
I don't know, maybe Paris Hilton did start this madness, but she's not neaaaarly the brightest crayon in Crayola box. How do people move on to following this, this, this childish speech? I would rather hear someone in one of my courses at school saying that they're going to color later than say "I love my Bestie!" Just look at it. Take a good, hard look at the word. If there are glasses on your face, push 'em up closer to your pupils. If you're wearing contacts, blink twice for a higher claritiy if it helps. "Bestie." Hmm...this just something that doesn't belong in the mouths of young adults. After the Sweet Sweet 16th birthday, that word should be banned from your mouth for good!! That's if you may have said it of course.
It's a word that just makes someone who may be intelligent otherwise, seem soo much more immature, and for guys, I hate to sound sexist, but it also sounds and looks feminine. It's like one of those things that females can do that we can't. Like how they can sit in between each others legs and comb their hair, and guys can't sit in a room and say, "Yo dude, you know you're my Bestie, right?" Once again..the chills crawl up my spine..and I get the shakin' like a fresh Bill Cosby bowl 'o Jello!
I just wanna relax. I'd rather this word be abolished as a whole. A Whole! Jay-Z says Death Of Autotune..Well I say Death To The Word Bestie!!!
