I'm Going To Kill Sharp: Whats Ticking Me Off Part 2

The Consig Says...
I mean, I know dreams are supposed to feel real, but damn! I'm tired of being bamboozled into thinking that I'm really an All-Star athlete, a porn star, in love, or walking on the Moon. Damn Dream, with his happy silver shoes and gloves. Grrrr...
This particular night.. I had an enjoybale sleep, I think, until the dream started...
Sharp happens to make Sidekicks, my phone, and there is a scroll ball on the phone that may stop working after lots and lots of using. My phone has begun to stop scrolling up! I can't scroll to things above where my cursor is, to other text, i can't scroll upwards to links. It's terrible! I pay too much for this phone already, even though its like the world in your palm.
This dream gave me the FREEDOM to finally scroll up again! Whooo, it felt so good. It was like experiencing your first kiss with each scroll up I took.
Smoooooch
Smoooooch
Smoooooch.. Delicious... I was free to go whereever I pleased again...Until
You guessed it, the dream stopped was done, finished, and I came off of my high Seabiscuit.
Upon waking up, I grabbed my Sidekick, and attempted to scroll up..Only to scroll and not be able to move anywhere on the page, or in my Sidekick.. :-(

Why won't the trackballs start to work again!!! Ahhhhh, the horror...the agonyyyyyy!!!
I'm coming for you Sharp!!!